Worst speed date ever.

Shouldn't this be the other way round? I thought you were meant to eat your Greens.

Helluva result for Andorrans Inter Club d'Escaldes. 4-0 down away to AEK Athens after 52 mins & came back to 4-3, Greeks missing a pen at 4-1. My football account remains permanently suspended on account of bots thinking a British word for a cigarette is homophobic so posted here

I suspect once Tom & other Tories discover that property owners & fee-paying parents have human rights too there may be a volte-face on leaving the ECHR.

Sometimes it's difficult to pick out the Torygraph's craziest headline as there are so many of them. No such problems today. A clear winner.

One of this country's greatest ever sports stars, 37 years old, married with a child of his own. But still a Mummy's boy at heart.

Arrogant, boorish, self-centred, boastful, overweight slob out on the golf course. Along with Trump.

Like the Guardian's use of 'Vladimir' in brackets. Just in case we mix up the Russian dictator with any of the other warmongering Putins roaming around.

WTF does this even mean?

Sofa so good

Clouds to the left of me Clouds to the right Here I am Stuck in the middle with blue

Taking back control