"LCD Soundsystem" is spanish for "The CD Soundsystem"

Almonds is wood

Who up fetching they bolt cutters

mike faist and david jonssen i’m sorry i wasn’t your agents

five year plan: -become one of the best minds of my generation -avoid being destroyed by madness

my third eye is blown the fuck open

summer went away still the yearning stays

my relationship with taylor swift is the same as my relationship to catholicism: confusing, embarrassing, inextricable from my personhood, unable to be abandoned despite all best efforts, a comfort in times of stress, etc.

my son believes that santa claus is “1000 years old” and has “only sinned once”

want to be asked who i’m wearing on a carpet so i can say “it’s Bald Ann Dowd for Bald Ann Dowd”

if you're waiting in line for something in manhattan i promise you it's not worth it

does anybody wanna let me take over their lease

I always forget which guy is Tears and which guy is Fears

When bald ann dowd and Chloe Sevigny rent my 2 bed room 2 bathroom apartment in the south bronx its over for you hoes!!

life in prison for the dj outside my window who's mixing 16 carriages and thong song

i take .5 photos as a defense mechanism... my forehead looks big because of the angle... it has nothing to do with the fact that my forehead is big...