What does it mean when every haircut I’ve had in Oregon has been ass bro

Never have I been on my phone as much as when I started working from home bro Instagram reels never been so good

unfortunately i often find out without even getting to fuck around

*guy inventing ipa* two hops this time

let’s all go stand around together at 2pm tomorrow, too. that was fun

Seconds after the card game rules are explained

humiliating. looks like shit. yet another massive W for earth, the best planet in the universe

Drake: Your feet are small 🤣 Kendrick: God has chosen me alone as His instrument to strike you down. Your pride has landed you in a den of snakes where your most trusted advisors are plotting your downfall and when that inevitable moment strikes, you will deserve it.

RIP The Boondocks, you would’ve gotten a whole season outta this

Top beers 1. Free beer 2. First beer 3. Friday after work beer 4. Lunch beer 5. On the water beer 6. Shower beer 7. Tailgate beer 8. Poker beer 9. Ballpark beer 10. One more beer

I be at the function accidentally agreeing w shit bc I can’t hear

Got a pic with Kraft punk I’ll never be defeated again

Igh

in the wine bar. straight up "uncorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My pinots

I am selling 1 verified ticket for Excision: Nexus Tour on June 16th, 2024 at The Pavilion at Toyota Music Factory, Irving via Ticketmaster. Interested? my.livenation.com/ds/vQGA7hla_e/…

TODAY IS THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN RETWEET THIS

maybe AI can generate you some bitches

“Hell yeah fresh caught fish? Filet Mignon”