Philip River coming out of retirement to lead the Colts to the playoffs.

This is a great point by the VP. Let’s arrest every president who has been indicted multiple times in the US. The next possible target is speaking at 11 so we know his location.

Fuck it, highlights of The Boat

Me pretending to be a make a wish kid to meet Kevin Patullo

Amazing to see a great playcaller and what he can do without a #1 WR and #1 TE. Meanwhile the Eagles have a playcaller who’s special is 3 and outs.

Kevin Patullo tomorrow

The most rational Eagles fan in Philly

All this just to come out and kick 2 field goals 😭

Eagles may be the only team who do not make excuses. Say what you want about Sirianni but he and his players never point fingers after a loss.

I think Josh Allen is a very good QB but I’ve never in my life seen a player come off a 4 turnover performance where he missed the game winning pass that essentially got his coach fired be called the greatest QB they ever seen. This is historical glazing. This is Krispy Kream.

Okay now Drake Maye getting 23 MVP votes seems kinda fucked up

Tua meeting Michael Penix in the trainers room

So I hear Italy needs a catcher tonight. I happen to know an Italian.

Sure the Flyers are getting killed, but at least the Phils haven’t scored since Monday and Joel Embiid is in the hospital again

We still don't like them either.

Watching one (1) singular Phillies game

I wanted to tweet. Didn’t tweet. Flyered up.

The entire Embiid era is summarized by the fact that the front office and coaching staff will get a pass for this game because “What can you expect with Embiid out” while sidestepping that there’s no excuse for a team to look this dysfunctional and lifeless without one player.