I hate paying for delivery. Just throw it, I’ll catch

Choose your husband wisely. The homework that children are given these days can't be solved by a Light-skinned man.

I just want to say thank you God!!

Instagram opening all the photos except the one you clicked on 🙄

My new happy birthday comment is : Jesus Christ! And you look so healthy and strong 🤣🤣

Me I want to kiss oh ah

till DISRESPECT do us part.

The problem with idolising money so much is that it’ll lead you to idolising the losers that have a lot of money

i feel so validated when a man is scared of me or thinks i’m evil

having a crush on me is like thinking the stripper loves you

why do men always speak to me like they’re explaining stuff to me. i’m smarter than you. go touch grass and stop talking to women.

I hateeeeeeeee a gadamn turtleneck!!!!!!

On men*

My toxic trait is I love being hated…

God abeg

I don’t like dudes who can’t express themselves when it comes to their feelings but no problem talking sexual.

My super power is folding braids under a wig

first in my bloodline to hate men the way they should have been hated all this time

I automatically think of you as an airhead when you say “I’m not a feminist o” as a woman. A bird.