If you've only worn condoms, you still a virgin

Think I’m crip walking but my balls just itch

Fuck a butt plug, I’mma superglue three tuna cans together

If my bag cost more than your mortgage , shut the fuck up about my bag

It’s always the people with the best heart that get treated the worst.. rise above everything no matter what🤍

i asked the bartender to make me a drink based on my appearance alone

my bad

i wish i wasn’t depressed. i wish i wasn’t always anxious. i wish that i could just be happy instead of feeling guilty when i actually am. when does it end?

weird flex from an aquarium

people w sagittarius and gemini placements often get looked at as crazy when they laugh alone to themselves bc of the jokes and hypothetical scenarios they make in their heads

yo my butthole be tweaking or something lately , shit be smelling like homeless people smh

good morning

just quit my job today