Fuck stealing yo girl, what’s your social security number

Fuck a podcast, I thought that’s what the voices were for

The Zia symbol don’t even slap

Do you think those life size LEGO statues got LEGO dick and balls built under the clothes or na

How I feel at work knowing we the only smoke shop that still sells djarms

Baby yoda inbred as fuck

Power from chainsaw man is just female Eric Cartman

Imma Outback your steakhouse until your onion blooming

The reason racism stills exists is because adult swim never made the boondocks movie

At a graduation and I swear to god I’m start booing this weak ass student speaker

I love putting tinfoil in the microwave at work

Sperm is vegan

Holy trinity for white women is Live, Laugh , Love

She Häagen on my dazs til my ice creams

How do I get off the spectrum

Komm Sussser Tod

Daily reminder I’m better than y’all

She going wonka on my Willy rn

If smoking crack was a sport, I’d be Micheal fucking Jordan

She going demon mode on my ding dong