first they came for milo, and i said “that’s great.” next, they came for roger stone and i said “good news.”then they came for donald trump and i said “this is also excellent”

Wat. I've been here for ten years, apparently.

Officer: Where did it happen? Us: Here. The destruction happened right here.

WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH BLASEBALL RIGHT NOW: A THREAD FOR NEW PEOPLE DESPERATELY TRYING TO HAVE A GRASP ON THINGS

Happy birthday for yesterday Adam in Pittsburg love from Claire, Giggle and us all at caenhillcc #gigglethegoose Adam😮Brady #Pittsburgh

Picking a mastodon server was too hard so I started my own in my basement (currently running v4.0.0rc2): @[email protected]

It’s been a ride

HELP ELON!!ELON!! HELP! HELP! POST "DOG COIN"

Ship's sinking, have a corgi

#butts

yes

I’m sorry, I simply cannot be cynical about a technology that can accomplish this.

maybe someday i will remember whether or not the JS string function is "includes" or "contains"

"I do Not have any opinions about any one, no matter how they choose to cope with Failure and Divorce" - The @ DRIL Social Media Crew

I don't tweet much, but I do run my own elephant malware site. @​adam@le​brady​.​net

Elon Musk Depends who you get to run it ! 🤔

I wrote “I am alive” on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications

Patricia Aas I've been at Google for 11 years and I've used a stapler 3 times :p I don't think moving staplers is a real problem. if you want to optimize every minute of walking, forget the stapler, they'd move the candy bowl to my desk because I certainly do walk to reception for that