The Tortured Engineering Department. A new album featuring 31 tracks of me complaining about working in tech.

(For legal reasons, this is a joke 😇)

I have an 827 day Duolingo Italian streak and now I can understand my neighbors (they are yelling about their garden tomatoes)

A fantastic way to prove you support women in tech is to threaten to sue a young woman in tech like this. Amazing marketing strategy that definitely makes me want to do business with you and your company! Great job, Qovery team! 👍👍

Not sure how this has happened. Outside cat is ours. Inside cat is not.

I'm so excited to announce that we're looking for a UX Designer in Washington DC for the rad and renowned Chrome Security team! You'll be working with me and some of the most incredible, smart, kind folks I've ever met in the industry. My DMs are briefly open; please RT!

Rewatching Romeo + Juliet. it still rules. Shakespeare would have added car crashes and ecstasy and handguns if he had knew about them.

how long do scammers' phone numbers stay active? I want to send them constant vaccine appointment reminders for their possum

Obsessed with this cat that got rescued from a house fire against her will

Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store

this paper was sent out of anger to unsubscribe from a low-quality research journal's mailing list but ended up getting accepted

the most self-aware ad I’ve ever seen

ARE YOU TIRED OF USING THE BATHROOM WITHOUT A NIGHTMARE BEAST?

can’t. just learned about this panda that grimaces when she breaks bamboo because she had no panda teachers and noticed humans making that face every time they broke some bamboo for her.

took some very advanced prompt engineering but I have discovered the Gab AI system prompt

NASA have just announced the discovery of a black hole that swallows ALL food that falls onto the floor.

shout-out to the PG&E social team who saw this and finally got it fixed

Pinhole camera

Grey’s Anatomy is actually one of the best existential horror artworks ever made. It chronicles the 20 year desperation of a single woman - Miranda Bailey - to get her coworkers to stop fucking and killing themselves for long enough to save anyone’s life. She never wins.