'Not all men-" Youre right, thor would never do that

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*signs up for dating website* Hello i am bruce and i do not suffer from anger issues or have no friends also no girls please

Banners guide to life- How to break up with someone: What does x equal? Umm idk how about your single ass

Banners guide to life- Playing with gamma radiation: DONT JUST DONT

The Avengers do NOT support 50 Shades of Grey!

Hi i'm auditioning for the role of bruce banner and ill be singing Radioactive by imagine dragons

Im gonna pull a jim halpert and put thors hammer in jello

Do i look sorta like bob belcher?? Please say no

Hi! My name is- who? My name is- what? My name is- Bruce Shady.

Check out the official poster for Marvel Entertainment's #Avengers: #AgeOfUltron!

Lazy avenger hack: leave science homework and cookies on one of tonys or janes desks and it will be done for you within 20 minutes

As a scientist i can proffessionally say the dress color is a waste of your time

Oreos and science should always go together

Wtf why doesnt google maps show stark tower

Guys calm down! Obviously it was my turn for me and nats game of hide&seek

I am now a sheep living the simple life on clints farm

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