In the same week that #Rhodes burnt to the ground and people were evacuated, let us remember Keir Starmer insisting London’s flagship environmental policy be rolled back because he lost a by-election. What will it take for politicians to put #climate above their careers ?

Are you the same guy who dropped his house building targets? Because I’m the guy who started building more council homes than the rest of England combined, exceeded your affordable homes targets & built more homes of any kind than since the 1930s. This is desperate nonsense.

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If you have been the victim of a crime, please wait 20 years for ITV to make a drama about it and the police will follow up soon after #PostOffceScandal #MetPolice #PrivateEye

#Gladiators reboot on #BBC was *almost* perfect, so here’s a list of talented presenters Hungry Bear Media could have approached instead of #BarneyWalsh

.Keir Starmer and The Labour Party now need to * commit* to leaseholder reforms. Peppercorn rent, cheap leasehold extension, abolish leasehold houses, transparency/controls on management charges. The current system punishes homeowners.

Says it all, really. ↓

How could Aberdeenshire Council be so heartless? For those that scoff at inclusivity training, these turds at the council are why it exists. Mencap

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I’ve always thought being a politician would be a great job because you get to spend public money on *simple* things people want, and make the country greener and happier. The Liberal Democrats leader seem to get this entirely #UKelection

Says the man fined for breaking the law twice.