Genuinely the most psychotic thing I've ever heard

Me giving a pep talk to Netanyahu’s cancer cells.

KD’s phone talking to him right now like the green goblin mask

bruh idc about the White House getting shot up put the Wolves back on my screen my nigga

100% a false flag. They would never continue with the risk of other sh00ters in the vicinity. Insane that they don’t even try to hide it anymore LMFAO.

Stop. Staging. Fake. Assassination. Attempts.

Erika Kirk leaving the White House dinner.

And there it is……

i lowkey fuck with how there’s no jobs and rent is infinity money and food is infinity money and fun activities are infinity money and every kind of side hustle is completely flooded and everyone’s angry and mean all the time

This is why the Minnesota Timberwolves need a ballroom. None of this would've happened if they'd had a ballroom.

Narrator: she is evil.

That not Erika Kirk?

it’s probably because your ancestors were on the ship hope that helps

People should start tailgating before movies. Firing up the grill in the AMC parking lot.

Joel Embiid has me so happy tonight this is a vintage performance 🥹

Sent that shit back to Mossad HQ in Tel Aviv

Boss: "Who can train the new girl?" The dude with a happy wife and 2 kids: