Where can I get Tumblr like text posts on Twitter? You know, like, completely hilarious ones.

Oh there was this one Tumblr post that made me cry.

"There's a boy named Roman in our class, and one day when he tripped and fell down, a girl screamed: "THE EMPIRE HAS FALLEN"" and I cried.

I'm thankful for no snow in India.

"May all of you have a completely white January" you racist.

Ok why does my school care more about what jumper I wear.

"THAT ISN'T A SCHOOL SWEATER TAKE IT OFF NOW" and it's 7°C do u want me to die m8

Yes, 7°C is very cold for where I live.

Family: "come out and talk to the guests" *walks out of room* *everyone starts insulting* *walks back into self's room*

We have the cutest dogs in our building aw

Laughs because one of them is so fat it can't even walk

And there's this pug that faints when it barks lolface

okay OKAY okay

Goodnight.

Marvel's Avengers on TV in an hour and 45 mins can I get a hell yeah ((HELL YEAH!))

That reminds me. I need to look up Ho-oh on Bulbapedia.

Monica & Chandler's twins would be 9 this year, Pheobe's triplets 14, Ben 18, and Emma 11. Let's just take a moment to let that sink in.

Want to test this #Yoda Twitter bot. Test test.

Parteh I can not teach him, the boy has no patience...