Wife: (watching the news) some dumb ass tried to fight an ostrich at the zoo today Me: ( covered in feathers) well ya know maybe the ostrich was being rude to the guy

Who’s the real Spider-Man? Rt for left Like for right Tryna prove a point...

i’ve either made a great discovery or a terrible mistake

Watching the Dodgers/Red Sox final innings. It is amazing how a manager takes out a pitcher who is loose & dominating through almost 7 innings, Rich Hill of Dodgers, and brings in nervous reliever(s) who get shellacked. 4 run lead gone. Managers do it all the time, big mistake!

Millions of years of evolution on this earth and we have deep fried slivers of potatoes that are made to taste like meat. #genius #superiorspecies

Yuh, drippin

Top-4 MVP finishes Mike Trout (7) Alex Rodriguez (6) Joe DiMaggio (6) Mike Schmidt (5) Lou Gehrig (5) Ken Griffey Jr. (4) Pete Rose (4) Ernie Banks (4) Joe Morgan (4) George Brett (4) Rickey Henderson (3) Cal Ripken Jr. (3) Derek Jeter (3) Mike Trout is 27.

It astonishes me how much people don’t know about the laws of their own country or about their own religion 🤦🏻‍♀️

Big Ben or Winter Ben Coates was a complete tight end a great route runner ,physical @ the point of attack and had better hands than 85% of the wrs in the NFL he was A monster who taught me so much ,what a beast !!! New England Patriots NFL Network Tight Ends pay Homage!

This gon be a tough year for haters ❤️

So, I guess the question I have for vegetarians is how tf do you look at a bacon cheeseburger and not immediately give up???? 😂

Make it happen NBA sincerely, the fans.

Praying for 21 savage let that man be with and provide for his kids.

I’m official! The new @phillies cover will be on shelves for @mlbtheshow launch day on 3/26. play.st/BryceHarper19 #Playstationambassador

How u hit water out ur own hand😭. That’s like tripping over ur own feet while laying down. Makes no sense🙃