If anyone is looking for a prestige dressage saddle, I am selling these two.

I may regret this in the morning when I wake up with renewed self control, but that ain’t now. Christians-I’m talking to you. If someone goes through the grueling process of leaving the faith that they committed their lives to, the one in which they found purpose and meaning 1/7

my budget for the new two weeks is $5 .

I am not responsible enough to cross the street without adult supervision

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‘you’re on your own, kid’ is for the people who overthink everything they’ve said late at night bc they’ve been through too many friendship breakups without closure

Everyone talks about having an inner child but I have an inner raccoon who tells me to embrace the dark circles under my eyes, sleep all day and eat delicious trash

nobody: taylor swift’s ‘the eras tour’: 🦋🫶☔🧣🗽 🐍 💘🪩🥂🕰

Taylor Swift was wrong - I do not miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain

Queue? Paused Line? 2000+ Morale? Low Stomach? Ache Eras? Tour

Cats are so good. There’s just a little guy in my house! We hug! We don’t speak the same language! We’re best friends! He bites me! I make up little songs about him! He doesn’t know my name! We fall asleep next to each other!

The days before the first horse show of the season are the longest days possible

I’ve basically convinced myself that Taylor won’t be performing any songs on Tour because I’m afraid to get my hopes up for a song that she doesn’t play. As far as I’m concerned, she’s coming on stage and silently staring at the crowd for 2 hours

I cracked the code for the #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway! Capital One, I’m ready to see Taylor Swift at #TSTheErasTour!

I just got prank called by children at 8:45 in the morning

Dakota: “I need you to stop swifting so we can eat”

Work life balance? Don’t know her

9 kids + 7 horses + 4 days = monster horse show hangover #ineedanap