beefing with your significant other is the worst. like bro, you my only friend 😭 stop pissing me off

It’s not Hogwarts without you, Hagrid 💔 RIP Robbie Coltrane

everyone i know who’s anti weed is straight up the biggest alcoholic ive ever met

@baddanadanabad “weed is super unhealthy, just you wait and see” yeah ok Mr. Lousy Liver, I’ll keep eating my cute little sour patch weed gummies and you keep drinking and we’ll see who drops first

i never use twitter anymore but i announced everywhere else so i might as well tell y’all too. lil bean coming june 2023. 🫶🏼🥹

My bestie is having a baby 🥹😍😭

Whoever filled out a cougar sighting report and wrote "your mother" under the description drop your @ we just want to talk

Sometimes I just look for reasons to fight, that’s the Aries in me 😵‍💫

Me when I accidentally reveal information that I can’t explain how I know because the way I found out is insane

Not Facebook making me sob uncontrollably 😭😭

me: why did my alarm not go off ? my alarm:

Cool, can you make my simple trips to the grocery store cheaper too? Bc it shouldn’t cost me $800/month to feed my family. Can’t even afford my snacks

I’m cryingggg fu wtf😭😭😭😭

Hillary Clinton Imagine celebrating a phony jobs report after thousands of workers were laid off this week. Disgusting!

Hillary Clinton You left this out

when you love someone so much you become them

I am never gonna recover from this 😭 this is my dream team

i will never get bored of tiktok