the aliens ARE HERE, RIGHT IN FRONT OF US.

Excited for a new phone, not excited about having to remember all my passwords ;(

What’d Ludacris say? “Bought a playground for the crib, my daughter played on that shit once” I felt that 🥲

This girl really just sent Adrian a 3 minute long voice message about how she doesn’t fuck with white people and she knew he fucked with white people ☠️ I’m flabbergasted

Scorpio SZN😈

if you want someone fr DO NOT CHECK THEIR TWITTER LIKES

Terrible situation. Two planes collide during an Air Show at Dallas Executive Airport 😳😔👀

Pete Davidson’s pull game does not surprise me bc being funny gets u VERY far

This could be the menstrual cycle that puts me in the mental hospital cause I’m FEELING BATSHIT. 🫠

My homegirl WILL lie to get me to her house. She’s like “I’m cooking y’all come over” and then I get there and there’s no food in sight 🤣🤣

Somebody said “real growth starts when you’re tired of your own shit” and I FELT THAT

These old people are really listening to gold digger by Kanye at their lunch today 🤣🤣🤣

Letting my skin melt off

I put my contacts in this morning and then 5 minutes later my right contact was gone…

we need to STONE whoever started the “pads are gross and tampons are superior” discourse.

Slowly collecting my mom and mother in laws passwords to their streaming services so I don’t have to pay for them 🤣

my friend said that when you have high verbal intelligence (good at expressing yourself/arguing) you should be careful not to take advantage of other people who are less good at “debating” and that’s always stuck with me

Toosii says stop making fun of people for being gay