My entire goal as a game producer is to look over the shoulder of one of our designers and legitimately say they need to tighten up the graphics on level 3.

Can only confirm the dumb part

To all students, I’m so sorry that you have to grow up in this kind of world with the horrible kind of threats our school is getting. You should never feel unsafe in your own school, and yet students have to question whether it is even safe enough to go in. It’s so so sad.

I shouldn't be planning escape routes at school

The purest love in the world is the one between grumpy dads and the pet they said they didn’t want.

Is anyone ready to swear right here, right now, before the devil?

Hmm I'm curious to see how this goes lol

RT for Riku
Like for Sora

this will always be the funniest sequence of images to exist

Kindgom Hearts 3? More like 'Discovering Your Entire Childhood Was a Lie Simulator'
#kingdomhearts #kh #kh 3 #kingdomhearts 3

i liked the scene of Up when it shows Ellie tying Carl’s ties so i looked up pics of his ties to save to my phone, and i just realized he wore a lot of ties but then at her funeral he wore a bow tie bc he probably didn’t know how to tie a tie since she tied it for him everyday 😭

'We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that.'

Local 5-year-old gets grounded for scaring friends with stories about a monster, ends up being right about it all along.
#kh #kingdomhearts #kh 3 #kingdomhearts 3

retweet if you got a big forehead

KINGDOM HEARTS COME ON. SHOW ME YA MOVES! #KH3GummiShip

also anyone who rips a fat one during the juul assembly tomorrow will receive a batch of cookies Monday morning from yours truly

WE’RE GOING ON A TRIP

Donald Duck excitedly realizing I’m taking a selfie with him and then him smiling and posing has given me more joy than almost any video game ever made.