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Justin

@shitmydadsays

Author of Shit My Dad Says and, coming May 15th, my new book I Suck At Girls. My dad's in it, don't worry. This account is where I publish the shit that he says

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'We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that.'

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