might as well admit me to Area 51 right now cuz this ass outta this world👽👅🌎 #aliens #fattass #alienpenetration #thicc President Biden

Bro how tf y’all use this app???

How many times do you think you can cry in your first 24 hours of being at college?? I might be breaking a world record

whales are dumb thicc

JK Rowling reveals that you have to be careful with the fact you are a little weird.

I’ve done a lot of shit for attention but at least I’ve never screen shotted my Instagram feed and put a sticker over a newly posted pic and said “new post”

Italian tour guide: “Italians just try to not worry so much, we like to take it easy.”
My mom: “So y’all just don’t give a fuck.”

bold of you to assume I have more than 6 1/2 brain cells left

I shouldn't be planning escape routes at school

To all students, I’m so sorry that you have to grow up in this kind of world with the horrible kind of threats our school is getting. You should never feel unsafe in your own school, and yet students have to question whether it is even safe enough to go in. It’s so so sad.