I lost

Eat, drink Kirkland sparkling kiwi strawberry carbonated flavored water, and be merry, for tomorrow we die

nothing like peace of meat. happy piece of meat Wednesday:)!!!!

Group chat with the boys

Gotta uninstall Twitter for now. Can’t stop being an IPAD baby. Message Jo if you need anything… I’ll be back…

ok true

Recovering from attending the gig with 50g of protein and 60oz of hydration. It will be as though nothing happened when I awake tomorrow. I will just have the memories.

Cold clime

I talked with a girl in high school that used to poke me and go “meep. That wasn’t me. It was Casper.” And she’d respond to all my texts in like 10 seconds.

Dyl b day boy

how beach boys fans expect you to react when you listen to pet sounds for the first time

Chat GPT straight up fibbing.

I’m embracing my masculinity by washing the dishes very poorly and putting them away. Then saying to my wife, “did you notice I did the dishes today?” 😏

Dinner for the wife. Would you eat this?? 😳

This and a Hotpocket

Goodbye cruel world