I need to be a godfather soon so I can take those little rats to a water park

What?

That speed flute video lives rent free.

This is insane

The flight attendant just said “the pilot is looking up tik tok videos on how how to land safely”

Feels good to know my biggest hater is jo

crazy

How I’m feeling right now 😞

Really fighting the urge to get a lower back tattoo

Holy shit I have never need handkerchief more in my damn life. Austin is fucked

Every time I talk to someone I get really excited about not talking to them anymore

I swear, ai is getting too realistic

Very excited to announce we'll be joining Coheed and Cambria September 11th at GSR. This might be epic

the rumors are true - we are going SLC mode on 10/14. they said it couldn't be done! They were WRONG

Crazy to watch a twitch streamer during a show

You may be pissing in a grave or pissing against the moon. Either way we stay pissing

Soul Blind makes me feel like this

I finished the wordle today, why do I still feel like shit?

Thought I was in a unescapable depression hole, turns out I just needed to get high and watch a movie