i had a dream i was peter griffin and i opened up a vegan bakery and kept dropping the dough on the floor

high on drugs using a hammer everything startin to look like a nail

id be such a good drunk driver if i could drive

lowkey it was litty as a tittington boots tonight at poor boys bar in new orleans louisiana

i just started a long distance flirtationship with someone ive never met as if im not 26 fucking years old

lowkey unethical to have raw sex as a white person because the potential to bring a white baby into this world is inherently fascist

sometimes you take the tweaked out noise hottie to the train tracks and paint the absolute worst graffiti youve ever seen and then the noise hottie starts hitting on you

fit check right after i bought condoms in reno nevada the other day

my old reno roommate

she got a smart phone but a dumb ass

me with a toothbrush and a pair of socks always in my bag

true love has the first kiss but delusion has the like sixteen thousandth kiss

i swear if i manage 2 pull one more bad b**** god is gonna strike me down crazystyle

woke up with the hair of the song that sings you

there is no high in the world like the high u get from hanging with some crazy b******

i luv being the craziest and most delusional person i know....on some lowkey ishness..... i would marry my high school ex girlfriend if she was just a little less straight

new potential shorty is a noise thottie and can work on cars and is 7 years older than me i think i will be in love soon

laying on the bed on my stomach legs in the air rubbing my feet together messaging her jokes on signal