If ever you hear me say ‘I feel like I got hit by a truck’, know that I am saying it with real context. Fortunately, it was a small truck.

There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow man, true nobility is being superior to your former self. — Ernest Hemingway

“The problem with bears is that they look like they just need a hug.”

It's strange that the truths we teach children can become too complicated for us to understand as adults: Violence doesn't solve anything.

Sometimes, someone you love will say something that makes you laugh & cry at the same time. That’s when you know they truly understand you.

When you were little and scared and your mom knelt down and hugged you and said ‘it’s going to be ok’… Wishing there was an adult analogue.

Condimental drift | n. - the gradual movement of condiments in the fridge door that results in hot sauce being directly adjacent to jelly.