Yo Mom and Dad, thanks for raising me the right way.

We really 4 weeks into school and I have no idea what’s happening in a single class

shoutout to my boyfriend who killed me first in among us and had the AUDACITY to report the body and go "so who killed my girlfriend? >:("

Flowers are like $5-$20... if you don’t like your girl just say that

i just wanna be... appreciated

ethan called the spring roll at the restaurant a vietnamese glizzy and our server heard and laughed

calculus is so mean and for what

bro i cant hear without the subtitles on

currently

Don’t forget to leave out weed and cookies tonight!

your honor it was not a HIPAA violation i was simply BeingReal

Hey I noticed you aren’t obsessed with me. What’s up with that

tequila shots & backstage passes.. all thicc latinas have fat asses