i know i said “if you have any questions, feel free to reach out i’m happy to help!” in my email but the thing is i was lying. i’m a liar.

Just so we’re clear, it’s not talking shit if you’re talking facts. 🤷🏽‍♀️

Netflix really has the nerve to tell me I can’t use my iPad to watch my show at work because “ThIs DeViCe IsNt ApaRt oF ThE HoUseHoLD” I pay the Netflix bill, mind your business.

What a ride, @TheRealHos305 🫡

Chelsea whenever Jimmy leaves the room to go to the bathroom #LoveIsBlindS6 #LoveIsBlind

BREAKING NEWS FROM BUCKINGHAM PALACE:

It should be a crime how fast babies grow up. I realized that kohen has cut his first molars and bawled. Who knew I’d cry over baby teeth….🫠😭

Welcome Coach Sowers!

🚨MARK YOUR CALENDARS!!🚨 MORE INFORMATION TO COME SOON!

i’ve lived 3 different lives since 2019

“how was work today” oh i try not to think about that

We had a great summer and we’re sad that it’s already over, but we can’t wait for everyone to see what we’ve been working on! This year is going to be great! 💚✨

This is who you're asking to come into work tomorrow.

how it feels coming back to twitter cause tiktok is banned and all the other apps aren’t as funny

just got the “tiktok is banned” pop up, closed the app, then went back to it 3 seconds later out of habit. yeah i’m cooked

The rest of the world: Trump just bombed Iran Louisiana:

Terrible day to have an anxiety disorder

It's a Conrad Fisher Summer again

I hope every yapping lover girl finds her listener lover boy who is endlessly obsessed with her.