y’all mind if i have a good week

i am retired in the sense that i was tired yesterday and today i am tired again

me at 4:45 p.m. after daylight savings hits

i know things aren't very fergalicious right now bro but hang in there

Did y’all go thru a phase of being addicted to these at a point in life or are you normal?😭

Only bad bitches put chips inside their sandwiches

actually i don’t need gas anymore

The CDC recommends bringing me soup and giving me a little kiss to make sure I get better

May the tears you cried in 2021 water the seeds you’re planting in 2022.

venmo me money today and every day because i am a woman

new favorite tweet from a man

4pm on a Sunday is not a safe space

draco malfoy:

Dedicating this to Brianna Chickenfry m.youtube.com/watch?v=Atdzfj…

Loving Kendrick’s fit to flare jeans

🚨 JD VANCE just WENT OFF on people who are calling for "UNITY" with radical leftists "There is NO UNITY with people who scream at children over their parents' politics. There is NO UNITY with someone who LIES about what Charlie Kirk said in order to excuse his murder. There