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Jenny Jennings

@_jennyjennings

comedian / I work as a bridesmaid full time

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Someone I knew in high school who is a fitness instructor now just asked me if I knew anyone wanting to lose 15-20 pounds. Is anyone suppose to be me

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I can’t see well but I don’t want to buy glasses because squinting at the Starbucks menu gives me an excuse as to why I take 20 min deciding a drink when I inevitably always order a iced coffee

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Guys don’t like fall as much as girls because it’s that time of year when we wear a turtle neck and they actually have to focus on our words

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My mom likes to randomly say, “You got your mama’s nose”. Like I haven’t noticed my entire life? Like I’m just in bed awake at night like, I NEED ANSWERS. Someone’s not telling me something

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Don’t go to a bar to find someone. You know what’s in there but you keep going back. It’s like when you’re hungry and you keep opening the fridge thinking you’ll see something new & you know it’s nothing good. Eventually you’ll say ok what if I eat AROUND the mold on this cheese?

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Remember that time when girls were getting upset if they weren’t proposed to with a flash mob dancing to a Bruno Mars song?