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The irresistible urge to fold your clothes, do your laundry and tidy your room when close to a deadline.

hot take, too much gaslighting from a parent as a child turns you into an argumentative person desperate to prove your version of events bc you're used to being dismissed in an unfair power structure

police used covid regulations to harass young black men, to violently break up a vigil for a women brutally murdered by one of their own + to suppress the right to protest but when downing street throws a christmas party in the middle of lockdown they chose to look the other way?

Outside Downing Street, May 2020. Inside Downing Street, May 2020.

The worst thing about growing-up and Christmas is how sitting quietly reading your new book and ignoring everyone goes from "well-behaved, quiet child" to "rude and antisocial".

World begins unprecedented third attempt at 2020.

It's a long 🧵 But it's exactly how I feel.

if i wanted to live in the UK in 2022 i would simply have a well-paid job with an inexpensive commute and own an insulated home with affordable mortgage payments and have perfect physical and mental health and no dependents and never face any unexpected adversity ever

no offense to plates but literally any food is better in a bowl

Downing street lit up in Ukrainian colours whilst suspending visa's for Ukrainian nationals. If you want a real example of "virtue signaling" that is it!

im a teacher in france and i can’t decide which is fuckin crazier: a) that my students still do this doodle in 2022 or b) that in france it’s called “le S américain”

Men in kilts 😍. That's the tweet.

For some reason Taco made my day 🙂

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵

Effective Decision Making.

The mustache is enjoying one of its periodic renaissances. “It’s very masculine, but it’s also very flamboyant and quietly sort of queer-coded,” one man from Brooklyn said. “The entire gender spectrum is obsessed with my mustache, as am I.” nyti.ms/3N63wYr

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My Virgo ♍ ass being third but last 🫰

Hey, sorry for the late reply! I thought about responding every day for 3 weeks but it was mildly aversive each time and I would have averted a lot of suffering if I'd just responded that first day but I've reinforced this habit for so long that it's difficult to break out of 🥰