Coding was the bottleneck, then code reviews were the bottleneck. At some point, incidents are going to be the bottleneck.

😭😭😭😭

brain drain is so real. I checked Chaka on LinkedIn(just purely out of curiosity), and most of their past employees now lives & works outside the country.

Naijashimadun You compare Nigeria to America when the topic is parking prices. Yet you support a government that watches in silence as citizens die in the hands of bandits. Elede.

this skit feels too real.

UK accent una

Price of fuel have gone up in the UK, yes ✅ but that’s the reason this street is filled with cars, capital no ❌

When are tech folk going to get that people like wasting time, it's life. They don't optimize for efficiency, they try to get by, they watch dumb stuff, they enjoy shopping. Inefficiency is another work for living and life. Your m mean and median job isn't a software engineer in

I have no desire to own a house in this country😭 my down payment is better off in the stock market 😭

Looking for a social media manager for UseAllo as we gear up for launch tally.so/r/7RDrB2

Smoke igbo all year , go Mecca for few days. Una dey deceive una self with this religion thing

Your brother is a moving man and you’re complacent. This tweet isn’t a flex.

vibecoder asks claude code to build a chat app, gets a working prototype in 20 minutes, immediately tweets "just killed slack and discord"… brother you don't even know what a distributed system is. you don't know what database replication means. you have no idea how websocket

The most expensive church auditorium in the world built in one of the poorest countries in the world. The joke writes itself.

that’s the most capitalist system I’ve ever seen.

On this day in 2000, Lagbaja released “Suuru Lere”, speaking on the struggle of the Average Nigerian for basic amenities. The year is 2026.

Imagine if Victor Osimhen scored this! 😮🇳🇬

idk. I got stuck yesterday.

Are you guys not even tired of these rinse and repeat conversations, ehn?

this cart is £15 max. why do you people lie