Ariana’s use of “dip out” to seemingly announce she’s finally moving out of the house she shares with S*ndoval 🤌 #PumpRules

Nothing I use a calculator

“what’s lgbt stands for?” me:

I know my girl Scheana did not put in 10 years of work and give us ‘good as gold’ to be rudely seated next to Phineas and fucking Ferb. #PumpRules

James and Ariana said, “What you’re not gonna do is…” 💀 #pumprules

Grimace has joined the mafia

margs

telepathically telling my friends I wanna leave this party

THIS TOUR SHOULD BE NEVER-ENDING JUST LIKE OUR SOUP, SALAD, AND BREADSTICKS 😭 Taylor Swift

who is buying me a marg tonight

Scandoval is my Roman Empire

prince charles has 9 months left (congratulations trisha💕💕)

HELP

the tortured poet in question:

My oil painting of an Espresso Martini and Uncrustable