this is a win for the community

There aren’t many places in the world where you’ll hear “That is a really well-made penis float.”

my dog sighs a lot for somebody who doesn’t contribute to this house or know what a government is

no offense to plates but literally any food is better in a bowl

And just like that… #NOLA is back. #happycarnival

Thinking fondly of the Hungarian gentleman in Connecticut who called into WNYC this morning to explain the necessity of everyday Ukrainians knowing how to make a Molotov cocktail to throw at tanks and gave a pretty detailed how-to before being abruptly disconnected by the host

Is it now safe to post the tweet I drafted but didn't send the other day when the war started, about how the only thing that should be banned from movies is not smoking, but hiding Colin Farrell's persistent fuckability behind layers of latex?

Pretty fucked up that achieving your dreams just means it becomes a job

Sooo...fuck a buncha this.

The Gilded Age is a perfect show bc the stakes are 0, the drama is 100, and the only people having sex are gay

I love art because girl if not art im sorry but then what

I wrote about a phenomenon I think of as “the expanding job”: when one person is effectively doing work previously performed by 2 or 3 others: annehelen.substack.com/p/the-expandin…

“I started thinking about magic as an allegory for privilege,” he says. “You know the Kyle Rittenhouse verdict? The young man who murdered those people? He’s out! [That] felt like a magic trick." latimes.com/entertainment-…

What makes a job a “good” job? (Hint: it’s not just the size your of your paycheck!) In this episode of TED Business, Warren Valdmanis explains why investing in people is key. Listen now on Apple Podcasts: t.ted.com/b5RFF0o

Imagine being dragged this hard 2000 years after you were dead—devastating

grackles always look like they just saw somebody get slapped at a fancy restaurant

Is this the End? I did not enjoy my first Death by Stroke in 1783; I take no more pleasure in my impending second Demise by Keystroke at the Whim of emerald-engorg'd Despot Mister Elon MUSK.