So we had to put a cone on my dog again. My cat loves it

“Sippin codeine cause I gotta kill a cough” This freestyle is still 🔥🔥🔥! 😂 x.com/Korey_Royal/st…

Eagle > bear. Surprise to none

I love this vid so much

Barstool Sports @_rone Torn between which of these two jobs I want more:

Life imitates art

Honeydew is tasteless tray filler. Cantaloupe is the supreme melon. Dragonfruit should taste better. Blueberries are the only berries. Strawberries are good too. Everyone should eat more bananas.

Cilantro is delicious and the soap people are just addicted to drama

FROSTYSSSSSS

No one ate the cake. No one ever eats the cake. Chancis hbd

Remember when Pusha T said “you are hiding a child, let that boy come home” and now Drake just has a kid and it’s fine. That was pretty nuts

Wait a minute...

I feel good, sometimes I don’t

It's too big

The patrons of Gusteau’s restaurant hearing a rat cooked the food but it’s low key delicious:

I know everyone was really invested but he did end up finding the Thrush and the Tern

Do we think this would’ve happened if Phil E Moose won the vote?