Just got back from playing stupid games and winning stupid prizes

In the mornings I ask why. In the evenings I eat dinner. Not entirely sure about the other times

Don’t invite me over if you’re on medication because im going to Google it

wishing you a very thinking about me

get your ass back in the cauldron before you piss me the fuck off even more. get in the soup, boy

so sick showing ur passport to get into a bar. hello guard. i am a diplomat from very far away. please beer please please please please beer

(Making small talk) who are you

Gun to your head where are you. And I'm so sorry

First time watching the sopranos Lets smoke cigars and shoot people

I did that because I’m insane. Next question

Gripping the floor with my toes, tranferring the power perfectly from the ground through the legs to hips to shoulder to arm, launching a spear in a perfect straight line, causing several sonic booms, and it lands square in the chest of the CVS cashier

I wish a woodchuck would

we’re smoking dope and eating hamburgers in the hot tub without you

I solved fear. All you need to do is shrug

the lion is concerned why there's an elephant in the room

Not alive, not dead, but a secret third thing.

grown ass man having love in his heart