my shayla

do u wanna touch knees later while we’re sitting down and pretend to ignore the fact that we’re touching knees

pov: july is about to end

Whenever something bad happens to me it’s like Oh great, something bad just happened to me. And I’m 26.

I miss being 19 and thinking shit like “I have Got to post a selfie tomorrow”

If you can’t riff it’s not a charisma thing to me. It’s more like you don’t notice things. Your mind isn’t working to find the connections that amuse and delight. You are bogged down in the muck and the mire.

just always feel like i’m doing an impression of a human

Grocery shopping is so scary …… there are items that cost 6.99 that have never been 6.99 before

woke john mayer: your body is on stolen land

when we drive in your car i'm mamdani

Dear diary I have to lock in tomorrow and fix Everything and do everything

who up wasting they one and only chance at life

is it normal to be like this or am i just the most chopped pathetic unmotivated botched lazy foolish person to ever exist

had a moment washing dishes where i believed maybe for the first time ever that so long as i’m alive, i get to try again and do it differently, and it made me genuinely weep. then i picked up my phone and hopped between instagram and tiktok for 2 hours

“i’m moving in silence” couldn’t be me im going clomp clomp clomp fe fi fo fum

finally accepting that we had nothing and I over romanticized everything

till lack of communication do us part

When a gen z guy posts on instagram like he’s 40 it’s lowkey sexy as fuck

great stuff. i just love reading the news

boomers are like hey honey wanna go out to a restaurant and cough a lot.