Ivanka Trump "Dear Diary, it has been an honor to be the recipient of the world's longest bring-your-daughter-to-work-day. It was fun riding the planes, "governmenting" whatever that is, and helping dad release his Trump Care health plan (which killed 400,000)"

Gina Carano 🕯 You're a great actress! You play a victim 24/7.

Volodymyr Zelenskyy / Володимир Зеленський We must support Ukraine - because Ukraine is on the frontlines of democracy.

How do I get Ted Cruz and Will Smith in the same room?

Kyle Griffin "We slipped Will Smith a folded napkin that said could you please leave but he refused and so we gave him an Oscar for best actor."

@Tough2TalkHost Brian GOP @GOPChairwoman

Ron Filipkowski Yes because measuring what seat you got at a funeral is very grownup and not childish at all.

Molly Jong-Fast Republicans: *lights house on fire* Republicans: "Dems lit this house on fire!" Democrats: *puts out fire* Republicans: "We put out the fire!"

Ron Filipkowski Fake Oval Office at Mar-a-Lago, Fake Airforce One, Fake hair, Fake executive privilege, Fake.... This is cosplay.

Meghan McCain Harrison Becker 🟧🪷 What is happening? MAGA Republicanism happened. It's a violent, racist, white nationalist movement against democracy.

Jo Ted Cruz Considering Ted Cruz said words of sorrow to the kids butchered by guns and then immediately went to protect gun manufacturers -- his next move here is defense counsel for the MAGA hammerman

Ron Filipkowski It's hilarious they keep citing Donald Trump's last year as example of low gas prices -- you know, the year he mismanaged a pandemic so terribly the entire country was shut down and wasn't driving

Michael Tracey Where were you during the longest bring-your-daughter-to-work-day in the history of the world?

Gov. Greg Abbott Interesting when Donald Trump and Republicans held the presidency, the senate, and the house--with full ability to address immigration and Border issues--you guys gave yourself and corporations a huge tax cut.

Ron Filipkowski It's peculiar Fox only criticizes women and minorities

Two guys that won't be on Epstein's Johns list.

Ron Filipkowski I'm very impressed with MAGA's generosity. They work hard, make money, give it to Trump, so he can give it to E. Jean Carroll.

Ron Filipkowski "OJ Simpson has willed his White Bronco to Donald Trump, in case."

Scott MacFarlane Make no mistake -- Donald trump's campaign is so that he can finish the insurrection he started

Absolute fucking legend.