Mark Nightingale
@Yelvieman
The wife, the kids, the dog, a beer, a campervan - the perfect life
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04-02-2009 08:45:00
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The official Twitter account for Royal Mail Customer Service. Here to help Mon-Fri 8am-6pm. Follow @RoyalMail for the latest news.The State of LinkedIn
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@RAF_Luton
The assumed Official Twitter account of the world's most mysterious & secret (and fictitious) military base. (Parody/Satire Account)Thoughts of Dog
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@goustocooking
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@coopuk
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@Morbidful
The Dark Side Of XArchery GB
@archerygb
UK National Governing Body for archery. Proud to be an Olympic and Paralympic sport. We represent over 40,000 archers. Begin today at https://t.co/17GxjRUrXtShit Planning
@PlanningShit
A celebration of all the Shit Stuff imposed on our environment. Perpetrated by Architects, Planners, Surveyors, Engineers & other environmental ne’er do wells.Pointless Letters
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@ruskin147
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@tomscott
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@JolyonRubs
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Sex History. 'A Catalogue of Jilts, Cracks, Nightwalkers, Whores, She-Friends, Kind Women & Others of the Linen-Lifting Tribe”PunHub
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@AnonOpin2
Backup account for @Anon_Opin - let's hope we don't need it, created when Twitter locked us out the main account and we thought we'd lost it.Out of Context BBC Ghosts
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@NASAArtemis
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@slimminghurled
best of the worst meals. We don't sneer at slimming world, we just love the extreme hacks and plan tweaks. submissions shared anon. also @l3gsv & @takeashiteDavid Zannoni
@DavidZannoniMX
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@WankersOTW
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@IamHappyToast
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@plentyofdickss
sharing bad dating messages with the world. Mainly from @L3GSV Submissions shared anonymously unless you ask for credit.FESSHOLE PROBABILITY
@FessholeTruth
Assessing the probability that the FESSHOLE confession is true.Maths History
@mathshistory
History of maths (math to some) tweets from the British Society for the History of Mathematics (BSHM). Mainly tweeted by @snezanalawrenceTake A Shite
@TakeAShite
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@Hunted_HQ
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@BridgetChristie
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@mumsnet_madness
Digging through Mumsnet so you don’t have to. Sometimes the story is the madness.Viz Comic
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@DartmoorGliding
Friendly gliding club located on the beautiful Dartmoor National Park. Visitors always welcome,Rosie Holt
@RosieisaHolt
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@AccidentalP
🏆 - Stuff Magazine's 'Tweeter of the Year' - 2013.People Selling Mirrors
@SellingAMirror
Sometimes when people sell mirrors online, they can't figure out how to get out of the way.Mr Benn
@thebowlerhatman
I am a man with many hats and outfits, having adventures everywhere... I admire the bowler hatted man from 52 Festive Road.Private Eye Magazine
@PrivateEyeNews
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