3,026 years from today, life will either be really good or really bad.

It's 5050.

I once dated a woman who was 1/4 Chinese, 1/4 Turkish, 1/4 Danish, and 1/4 Vietnamese.

She was great but I had to break up with her.

Too many red flags.

🕺💃🪩

The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?”

And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”

That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.