the one time charles tried to call us "Charlie's angels", I kicked him so hard he cried for an hour

every day is seductive sunday with the xmen because we're constantly wearing spandex and tight leather

Scott Summers [zipper sounds]

Erik really did Charles a favor by paralyzing him. "Rich white kid with happy childhood" was not NEARLY tragic enough to make him likeable.

2cool for my tragic backstory

//ok but listen to "my songs know what you did in the dark" and tell me it's not about dark phoenix

shows up 15 minutes late with starbucks and a dead husband

is erik's favorite band metallica or iron maiden?

Scott Summers its edward sharpe and the magnetic zeroes

actual picture of erik

plot twist: tatiana maslany is actually mystique

u know maybe erskine wouldn't have gotten shot if people DIDNT WEAR THEIR MILITARY UNIFORMS TO THE TOP SECRET BASE

Scott Summers you know what else is fragile??? not these abs (/DOES 1000 PUSHUPS)

//i'm trying 2 avoid clogging this account w/ ooc so if you really want to see me liveblog cap 1 i'll be on my personal, Sogan_halkası

schmitt: [speaks english to norwegian man][speaks english to swiss man][speaks english to german men]

when the us government shut down steve grabbed his left boob and cried out in pain

xavier's school was guarded better than hydra's most important facility when there was one teacher there smh

very disappointed that the movie "nightcrawler" is not actually about nightcrawler

Scott Summers in our weekly softball game pic.x.com/qEEnr2gpWP