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Quake

@theoneskye

Hacktivist. SHIELD agent. Secret you-know-what.

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calendar_today09-05-2014 20:46:56

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I would be 1000% more likely to watch BvS if they changed Superman's theme song to Big Gay Al's "I'm Super!" from the South Park movie.

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The problem with having a cool hacker name is you find out your real name and you're like, Fuck. What am I gonna do about my Twitter handle?

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Melinda May, Simmons, Mockingbird, Black Widow, superpowered Pepper Potts, Jane-Thor, Darcy and I are gonna go form our own dream team

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Ward once tricked me into opening Coulson's underwear drawer. It was full of Captain America briefs. I think of that every day at work now

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"WHY ARE YOU ANGRY ABOUT THAT THING WHEN YOU SHOULD BE ANGRY ABOUT THIS THING I AM ANGRY ABOUT?!?"-- The Internet, every single day.

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GUYS. I have an idea for a TOTALLY ORIGINAL fanfic! It's the Avengers, but in a COFFEE SHOP. And, like, they're all in love with each other.

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Ants are creepy. Spiders are scary. Spiderman and Antman are clearly supervillains waiting for their chance. My logic is flawless.

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Things I do not like: 1.) Orphanages 2.) Mothers 3.) Grant Ward 4.)...all that other stuff. Like, Hydra, I guess. Sure.

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Twitter: did you like the while you were away feature? Me: no. Twitter: cool we're gonna keep doing it forever, ty and go fuck yourself