This day is a perfect opportunity to bring to life the memories of love and laughter; happy birthday and may this day fill your life with joyful pleasure. A Wild Chlarebean

- Freddie Thornhill - Read: tl.gd/n_1sqj4c7

- Stuart Bixby - Read: tl.gd/n_1sqjivd

- Freddie Thornhill - After being with this man for so long, Stuart doesn’t listen to what Freddie (cont) tl.gd/nogc3m

Kicks Stuart Bixby from under the covers and glowers at the fireworks going on outside. "Maybe this year'll be the one you kick the bucket."

- Stuart Bixby - Read: tl.gd/n_1sqqc82

Leaves these on the table for Stuart Bixby before he heads out for a very important audition.

He quickly kisses @NotSoArchaic's cheek. "Happy Valentine's Day, you old pile of shit."

"That should keep you quiet for another year, you needy bitch." Stuart Bixby

Unhappy Easter to you, Stuart Bixby. I hope that when you die, you stay that way

That sounds rather like a sexually transmitted disease. I'd say it's like the old bat but he hasn't been able to get it up in...well, ever x.com/ABarrelRider/s…

I keep telling him not to look in the mirror but will he listen? And I have to wake up next to that pile of shit he calls a face x.com/ViciousOldQuee…

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @AJumbledMind!!! HAVE AN OWLTASTIC DAY!

We hope @AJumbledMind has the best birthday ever! We love our Chi!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY A Wild Chlarebean! WE LOVE AND ADORE YOU AND TOTALLY WON'T EAT ALL THE CAKE AND NOMS!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ~ Fae ~! FILL YOUR DAY WITH GLITTER AND WINE AND CAKE! MAINLY CAKE! WE LIKE CAKE!

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*runs free*