- Freddie Thornhill - Read: tl.gd/n_1sqj4c7

"Yes I can."

"Yes, hello?"

"Damn right I can. And will. Especially if the walking corpse disagrees."

"See? Freddie Thornhill? I'm precious."

"Why watch it when I have one living with me." Rolls his eyes.

Huffs.

Suspiciously eyes the flowers and looks them over for poisonous thorns. Then looks up the price on the interweb.

🎂🎁🎊🎉🍰 Happy birthday @PenguinistaBaby! Have a Chitastic day! 🍰🎉🎊🎁🎂

He quickly kisses @NotSoArchaic's cheek. "Happy Valentine's Day, you old pile of shit."

"That should keep you quiet for another year, you needy bitch." Stuart Bixby

"And then you complain about me getting fat. Hmpft." @NotSoArchaic

Unhappy Easter to you, Stuart Bixby. I hope that when you die, you stay that way

There's nothing for it to get excited about in...well.... forever. x.com/NotSoArchaic/s…

Oh for god sake. Don't encourage the old bafoon in his delusions.

It's a better face than yours. You can only get acting jobs a horribly tortured corpses. They don't even have to use makeup.

Happy Birthday A Wild Chlarebean! Have a Chitastic day!

Here, you decaying corpse. I hope you eat yourself an aneurysm. Freddie Thornhill