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Tristan Seaton

@TristanSeaton

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Aberdeen/Durban/London/Kharkiv

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calendar_today19-10-2012 13:06:01

968 Tweets

134 Followers

437 Following

SwiftOnSecurity(@SwiftOnSecurity) 's Twitter Profile Photo

People say we can’t build cathedrals, but put a Middle Ages stonemason in front of this thing and ask which makes him feel the presence of God.

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anon_opin 😡🗯(@anon_opin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I don't get the hype over chicken wings. There's fuck all meat on them, make a mess of your hands and the sauce is usually shit

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Ben Ramanauskas(@BenRamanauskas) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Imagine if Bin Laden had been British. All the articles would have been about how he was denied planning permission for his mountain fortress.

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Tony Yates(@t0nyyates) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Someone is retweeting me relentlessly, even the worst stuff that I write, the absolute dregs, so this is a test to see if it's a bot.

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Roman Havelka(@RomanHavelka13) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tyto dvě moje fotky dělí skoro rok.
Včera jsem se byl podívat do Buči a Irpině.
Stejná ulice, stejné místo.
Je neuvěřitelné, jak Ukrajinci dokáží přeměňovat to co za sebou nechal ruský svět.
V ulicích Buči tisíce lidí. Žijí svůj život dál.
Putine..tady nemůžeš vyhrát.

Tyto dvě moje fotky dělí skoro rok. Včera jsem se byl podívat do Buči a Irpině. Stejná ulice, stejné místo. Je neuvěřitelné, jak Ukrajinci dokáží přeměňovat to co za sebou nechal ruský svět. V ulicích Buči tisíce lidí. Žijí svůj život dál. Putine..tady nemůžeš vyhrát.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski(@DmitryOpines) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Elon Musk locking his account to try and figure out how Twitter's engagement algorithm works is objectively hilarious.

Like if Bill Gates put a brick through his monitor in a desperate last ditch effort to defeat Clippy.

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Philip Oldfield(@SustainableTall) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This is amazing. You can buy a tunnel boring machine for the price of a BMW on Ali Express. Free shipping too

H/t scoot! m.aliexpress.com/item/100500399…

This is amazing. You can buy a tunnel boring machine for the price of a BMW on Ali Express. Free shipping too H/t @ScootFoundation m.aliexpress.com/item/100500399…
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Franglaise(@frangla) 's Twitter Profile Photo

How to strike: Lessons from France

May I present to you the rolling BBQ. Yes, that’s right. It’s a BBQ on rails to keep up with the cortège during the manif. Genius!

The French have perfected the art of striking. No one, I mean no one can come close

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How to strike: Lessons from France May I present to you the rolling BBQ. Yes, that’s right. It’s a BBQ on rails to keep up with the cortège during the manif. Genius! The French have perfected the art of striking. No one, I mean no one can come close Crédit 📸 Reddit cdot37
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Sean Tuffy(@SMTuffy) 's Twitter Profile Photo

*SUNAK ALLEGEDLY RESIGNED OVER DISAGREEMENT WITH JOHNSON ABOUT REVERSING MIFID BAN ON BUNDLED RESEARCH - SOURCES

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nathan ma(@nthnashma) 's Twitter Profile Photo

BREAKING: Bavarian President Markus Söder asks US President Joe Biden to review and sign a 12000-page mobile phone contract upon arrival in Germany

BREAKING: Bavarian President Markus Söder asks US President Joe Biden to review and sign a 12000-page mobile phone contract upon arrival in Germany
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