I have never been more certain about this.

Incel Twitter is spending the day pushing the conspiracy theory that woke studios are pandering to progressives by making their video game protagonists less fuckable.

We've squeezed into the top ten by the skin of our fucking teeth, which means we can UNLEASH THE SUNDAY TIMES TOP TEN GRAPHIC

Under Communism my family didn't even have its own table.

The headstone is 390,000 words long, its abstract is incomprehensible gibberish, and every German inexplicably has three of them.

'You lazy spoilt kids have no idea how hard I had it in my youth, that vastly superior time we should all be striving to return society to.'

Quitting to spend more time replying, 'WHERE?' to every 'NUDES IN BIO' tweet.

A friend just asked me how I was promoting the book. 'Are you giving interviews and stuff?'

I think I'd enjoy that. Anyone want to interview me? Preferably people who can broadcast or publish it, but I'll take what I can get

US attacking TikTok through forced divestment and bans while the EU takes this far more aggressive step of making it fundamentally uncool.

Calling my publisher to tell him I have a slight modification request for the hardcopy format of Why Politicians Lie About Trade.

With apologies for my initially uploading an hour of total silence, the latest episode of Intrigue Explained is now back up.

P.S I appreciate the lack of words was seen by many as a pleasant improvement.

P.P.S I can't link to it, or Musk's algo will never show you this tweet.