This morning's thread is about HMP Woodhill, a high security prison based near Milton Keynes. You may well find this distressing. I find it extremely distressing.

Hey, Arriva North West, have you paid your drivers what they're due yet? I'm starting to forget what buses look like.

Imagine thinking this wasn't the same thing said about bisexuality and homosexuality.

I haven't even got a normal car licence and I start on Monday.

Shite. We need Wirral Council and the Traffic Commissioner to grant emergency permission for other operators to run services in areas that are suffering.

Mark Monro (He/Him) Hi Mark, We have a duty of care therefore our disabled toilets are fitted with an emergency assistance alarm, to track who is entering the toilets to lessen the amount of misuse with the assistance alarm.

Pyramids SC Then who keeps tampering with the assistance alarm, and tying up out of the way? Also, countless other venues across the country manage to have disabled toilets without this arrangement. My wife feels infantilised by having to ask permission.

I'm a sick and deranged person, so I'm always keeping one eye on Eric Idle's Twitter feed to add material to the folder on my laptop labelled "Intra-Python Beefs"

When we were kids in the 80s Lacoste tee shirts were the height of fashion where we lived. We were too poor to buy them so we went around shops with razor blades stealing the crocodile logos and gluing them to our C&A tee shirts.

Arriva North West That was offered !

I didn't realise ICW had a show on...

If you're more concerned with policing who counts as a woman than with demanding our government restore abortion rights, you're doing feminism wrong.

Not all heroes carry weapons.

The size of baby hummingbirds

RT if you don’t want your mail later and stand by your postie and the CWU

There’s a viral thread going around about how teens who are still bad at art by 16-17 should give up and realize art isn’t for them (not gonna share it to give it more engagement). I would just like to say as a professional artist, this is NONSENSE and wrong, DO NOT listen to it

I have sexual synesthesia meaning I have small visual hallucinations during sex. Often these are just waves of colour but sometimes I see whole scenes. I haven't told the other half because how do I explain that while he's giving me his all, I'm seeing a cartoon of some ducks.

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