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Chris Strike

@twmchrisstrike

🇧🇷. Hall of Famer at this whole pro wrestling thing once or twice. (Fictional Account)

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calendar_today05-05-2010 06:34:37

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I may not be here as often these days but I might as well share this particularly nice photo I took of my darling wife when we celebrated our 5 year anniversary last month. It's still two against the world. Wouldn't have it any other way.

I may not be here as often these days but I might as well share this particularly nice photo I took of my darling wife when we celebrated our 5 year anniversary last month.

It's still two against the world. Wouldn't have it any other way.
Lady Lena Strike (@lady_magdalena) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Any of my dear students who do not have a seat at a table this Christmas, please feel free to join myself and my husband Chris Strike for Christmas this year. You are more than welcome. Millennium Wrestling Enterprise

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#OOC the only twinge of missing this hobby I have is reading old shit or scrolling through this place at the odd hours of night/morning it's a very small twinge that goes away by morning but it is there, admittedly.

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Between wine tastings, learning more recipes and quality time with the wife...I've become a Football Manager merchant now. Mainly, because both jackie 'insert inappropriate nickname here' fowler and Birdie 🐦❤️ bullied me into it on the sole basis of blatantly ignoring the English pyramid for YEARS.

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Been doing a bit of heavy organizing around the house in the past 2 weeks and stumbled onto these once again... It brought back a lot of good memories, Lady Lena Strike. The best ones, in fact. (also good lord did we have the weirdest courtship, even for pro wrestling standards)

Been doing a bit of heavy organizing around the house in the past 2 weeks and stumbled onto these once again...

It brought back a lot of good memories, <a href="/Lady_Magdalena/">Lady Lena Strike</a>. The best ones, in fact.

(also good lord did we have the weirdest courtship, even for pro wrestling standards)
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I just want to add context to this that I smacked Jackie as hard as I could on the back of the head a few months ago after understanding this reference. Might have nearly started a brawl out of it but worth it.

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OK, I do think I've come around on this "mostly retired" life at this point. I never thought I'd get to that point but here we are...

OK, I do think I've come around on this "mostly retired" life at this point. I never thought I'd get to that point but here we are...
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"The Blood Donation from Hell." That's what they called that particular incident. ...Most of that blood was Eileen's, by the way.

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Dug this one out of the old closet a few days ago. I'd say I regret being hated enough for this to be a "good" merch idea once upon a time...but it was San Diego, so you know what? Fuck 'em.

Dug this one out of the old closet a few days ago.

I'd say I regret being hated enough for this to be a "good" merch idea once upon a time...but it was San Diego, so you know what? Fuck 'em.
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It's a shame Deathsteaks didn't make it to a whole decade. Aries sent me the damn design of what the 10 year anniversary jackets would have looked like four years ago and I finally found the damn e-mail with it. I may or may not have just punched the air. Anyways, hi.

It's a shame Deathsteaks didn't make it to a whole decade. Aries sent me the damn design of what the 10 year anniversary jackets would have looked like four years ago and I finally found the damn e-mail with it.

I may or may not have just punched the air. 

Anyways, hi.
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I also may or may not have finally deleted all of my spam email from my old bookings e-mail too... Good God, some of you promoters are STILL fucking cheapskates.