Oh so that’s how it’s gonna be, Flying Spaghetti Monster? Fuckin’ bet.

#AndStill because I’m just on a different level than these bitches.

Set the record for longest National Championship reign. Tied for most defenses of the title. I'm pissed as hell but I know that it's only up from here.

If you’re going to send me dick pics, at least make them worth my while. Your pathetic little 5 inches ain’t it, pal.

Too bad these other bitches don’t burn as brightly as I do. Been feeling a little lonely without any of my titles, just might be time to claim a new one. Brightburn Bae coming soon.

#ooc Need more feds for Bianca for reasons…

#ooc Seriously, need to make this happen for my Bae.

I’m a perfect angel.

TELL ‘EM SIS 🥰

This just makes the urge to punch you stronger.

If you have your hand so far up your girl’s twat that she’s practically your fuck muppet? I will beat the cringe outta both of you until you act like normal people.

Lookin’ like money, you could print my face on a dollar

Speak that shit into existence, baby. You got this.

Still gonna headshot Carmen and her girlfriend with footballs cause they’re insufferable dumb twats.

Jesus fucking Christ, that was awful. Almost as ugly as our QB.

GO BEST FRIEND, SHE’S MY BEST FRIEND

MAKI GOD DAMMIT! You beat me for the title and you just let some other bitch in a DIFFERENT COMPANY win it? Fuck’s sake!

Montreal starts with a 4 yard run by Zoey. They follow it up with an 8 yard catch by Bianca Reed 1st and 10.....Cortez goes to sparkle and she can't hang on. Incomplete. 2nd down....handoff to Sparkle and she's hit at the line, incomplete.

Jesus Christ it’s like we’re being hazed out here.