@beckFlowers @og_sneakersneak i agree that my cousin is the scum of the earth, but i'm sorry to say that you've got a lot of work ahead of you given how many people have laid their hands on isaac rubberman

I think my crop top got shorter after the extra arms grew in but hey whatever, go Beams! 🌞

workman used to slap me a high five when i passed them if i hit a homer. one time they clotheslined me. which was extremely fucking funny. ..i have to bat.

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Firewall's favorite "underrated" players in BLASEBALL COMMISSIONER ALTERNATE: Hotbox Sato 👟 is a great leadoff hitter for 👟 Charleston Shoe Thieves 👟 🍬Rod.Net🍬 of The Breath Mints. 🍬 hits way above their abilities Zack Sanders 🌞🌻 is a strikeout machine for Hellmouth Sunbeams And newcomer Mummy Melcon is great!

Pitching Machine needs that gig as much as any of us. Let ye who have never scabbed throw the first stone

"I'm what on the leaderboards now? Yeah, yeah, whatever coach; when's the next game gonna start? I want to pitch." #blaseball #pitchingmachine

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Lotta people asking me: Is there a Mrs. JEFF? Yes but we're estranged.

Sure am glad that all this practice sure does seem to be paying off, eh Dickson Games ?

aah

nuts away get th enuts away from mme

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A Hand Reaches through my Flayed Back And Pulls Out All My Copper Give it back... I can feel you Grabbing my clavicle Fist under the Subsurface Stabilize Yourself, The Train Lurches And I don't want to I don't want to

Sputtering and cavitating Swallowing mouthfuls of eternity What could possibly grow in the ass-crack of I-77 when you take up all the 𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘱𝘴 The rot tastes sweeter than brandywine I don't wanna go back, baby! Will ya come with me? Or was it I-26

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The reports of my death are cringe