JEFF! (@sunbeamsjeff) 's Twitter Profile
JEFF!

@sunbeamsjeff

Mascot of the Hellmouth Sunbeams. Tweets signed -J are dispatches directly from JEFF!

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calendar_today07-08-2020 16:58:45

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76 Following

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Ever wish that you could get front-row seats to every Sunbeams game....for life? This lucky fan did! Davos Paisley, 32, has been transfigured into a living statue to sit in Hellmouth Stadium for eternity. Now that's fan loyalty

Ever wish that you could get front-row seats to every Sunbeams game....for life? This lucky fan did! Davos Paisley, 32, has been transfigured into a living statue to sit in Hellmouth Stadium for eternity. Now that's fan loyalty
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Jess, its me Jeff! Your other twin, Jeff Telephone! Remember that new browser-based indie game you were looking for? Well look at this!

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Uh oh- looks like I've been traded to the Los Angeles Jokers. This is sort of awkward, considering my nemesis, The Joker, is on that team

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Ngl management was really hoping for more Onceler-style fanart of Jeff Telephone. Might have to start revamping our strategies

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people keep asking me about "betting strategies" and "statistics" and "wins" like I'll have anything to tell them #blaseball is just a hole that you throw coins into, and the little man who lives in there sometimes gets confused and gives you back more than you put in

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5 lucky fans are being selected to clear out the imp nests that have accumulated on the lower levels. Participation is mandatory and you will be given a free Foam Finger and complementary soda for your troubles

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For the next three homeruns the Sunbeams score, we will allow ONE lucky fan to stare deep into the unlidded Well of Fate, to divine some truth in its churning murk. But not TOO deeply. Not all truths are kind. #blaseball

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anyone know why the front office/levitating mass of glassy basalt is yelling in microwave bursts about "INTERLOPERS" and "RETURNED EXILES" #blaseball

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It's pretty hot in the Hellmouth, so feel free to help yourself to some refreshments from our Vendors of the Damned! Avoid eye contact at all times with Vendors

It's pretty hot in the Hellmouth, so feel free to help yourself to some refreshments from our Vendors of the Damned! Avoid eye contact at all times with Vendors