i wish society was more about encouraging men to open up about their feelings and what’s troubling them than making them feel they need to suppress them and deal with them in silence

how to get a girl:

I will never say no to good loving incessant slaps.

C-O-F-F-E-E, Yeah!
C-O-F-F-E-E!

*sings like Fergie*

Some numbers you only keep so you don't answer them by mistake

I'm thinking of putting my will to live in a bag of rice overnight.

All I am
Is a memory
In someone else's mind

When he wants every bit of you cuz he’s selfish.

Biting my nipple and telling me to cum type of energy

Pulls up my crotchless panties like a good girl

The sexual tension between my skull and this sheetrock

Stop being cute and take off your pants.

all the sex noises but it’s just me trying to get out of my sports bra, again

women only want an older man for all the jizzdom they can share

It's my birthday week and I'm getting ready for my spankings.

This is not a turn the other cheek household.

missionary bc I have big pretty eyes

being homesick for a person is a thing.

I was married to a single dude for 11 years